Our Menu

Fresh Cod* battered with our Float The River Kolsch and fried to perfection. Served with fries and tartar sauce

Hand breaded golden fried shrimp* and your choice of two sides. Served with tartar and cocktail sauce

Served with your choice of two sides and a sweet bourbon glaze

Texas sized Chicken Tenders and Fries served with our special Helluva Sauce on the side. Toss it in your favorite wing sauce for $1

Penne Pasta tossed with our signature Texas Alfredo on top of a golden fried Chicken Cutlet | Sub Fried Shrimp* for $2

Bourbon glazed salmon* served with your choice of two sides

* CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEATS, POULTRY, SEAFOOD, SHELLFISH, OR EGGS MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOODBORNE ILLNESS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE CERTAIN MEDICAL CONDITIONS.

A pairing as old as time. A housemade Queso Blanco with fresh fire-roasted salsa

Tortilla chips topped with Queso Blanco, pulled pork, pico de gallo, and a drizzle of sweet and tangy BBQ sauce. Served with a side of salsa

A Texas sized salted pretzel served with Queso Blanco and stone ground mustard

Choose pulled pork or grilled chicken on corn or flour tortillas topped with purple and green cabbage and our secret recipe green sauce

Hand Panko breaded Mozzarella bites served with a side of house made Marinara.

* CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEATS, POULTRY, SEAFOOD, SHELLFISH, OR EGGS MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOODBORNE ILLNESS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE CERTAIN MEDICAL CONDITIONS.

Our classic all beef burger* topped with cheddar cheese, bacon, crispy onion strings, and drizzled with BBQ sauce

All beef burger* with sautéed Bowler Hat Black I.P.A. marinated mushrooms & onions andmelted Swiss on a brioche bun

Our classic all beef burger* topped with bacon and house recipe pimento cheese served on a brioche bun

Sizzling burger* topped with cheddar cheese, bacon and a fried egg*

Slow cooked and hand puled pork with our signature BBQ sauce, pickles, and onions

Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, Provolone Cheese with House Made Russian Sauce on Marbled Rye Bread, served with Fries.

* CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEATS, POULTRY, SEAFOOD, SHELLFISH, OR EGGS MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOODBORNE ILLNESS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE CERTAIN MEDICAL CONDITIONS.

Original Buffalo, Garlic Parmesan, Chipotle Citrus, Lemon Pepper Dry Rub

Served with celery and your choice of one sauce

Served with celery and your choice of up to two sauces

Fresh spinach with red onion, baby bella mushrooms, blue cheese crumbles, diced tomato and bacon topped with a warm bacon vinaigrette | Add Chicken $6.50 | Fried Shrimp* $7.50 | Salmon * $9.50 (GF)

Fresh Iceberg topped with blue cheese dressing, red onion, blue cheese crumbles, bacon pieces, and diced tomato. (GF)

Mixed greens topped with grape tomato, egg, red onion, blue cheese crumbles, bacon and grilled chicken

Chopped romaine with fresh shaved parmesan, grilled chicken and croutons with caesar dressing

A tomato basil wrap stuffed with hummus, mixed greens, baby spinach, bell peppers, mushroom, cucumber, diced tomato and a basil balsamic vinaigrette served with chips and salsa (V)

Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Caesar, and Balsamic Vinaigrette

* CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEATS, POULTRY, SEAFOOD, SHELLFISH, OR EGGS MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOODBORNE ILLNESS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE CERTAIN MEDICAL CONDITIONS.

V - Vegetarian GF - Gluten Free

Warm butter cake topped with caramelized apples, caramel, and cinnamon sauce

Three layer chocolate cake thats perfect for sharing

cheese and hamburger* meat served with fries

Cheddar cheese blend in a flour tortilla served with fries

Giant chicken tender served with fries |Toss it in you choice of wing sauce $1

* CONSUMING RAW OR UNDERCOOKED MEATS, POULTRY, SEAFOOD, SHELLFISH, OR EGGS MAY INCREASE YOUR RISK OF FOODBORNE ILLNESS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE CERTAIN MEDICAL CONDITIONS.

Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Lemonade, Iced Tea, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice, or Coffee

Served in a Stein 4.7 ABV - IBU 30

If you haven't floated down a Texas river, then you are doing something wrong. If you haven't floated down a Texas river with a cold six pack of our Float the River Kolsch, then you are really doing something wrong! This beer is a nice traditional style Kolsch that welcomes you with a nice crisp body, and perfect German sourced hop notes. Float the River has been known to cause extreme joy, and create good times on your local Texas waterway. So grab your Lederhosen swim trunks and Float The River with us. 5.4% ABV - IBU 30

If you don't know who Padre Muldoon is, it is certainly worth a google. This man converted non-Catholic settlers in Texas to Catholicism so that they could earn a land grant. So just as this man converted all of Texas to Catholicism, we thought it was only fitting to give this beer the honor of flying his name since it is converting people to Irish Red Ales on a daily basis. This beer is medium in body, with slight hints of caramel flavor, and specialty grain added to give it that iconic red hue. When you run out of this beer, you will want to fight harder than the boys at the Alamo to get yourself some more. So as you are trying to decide which style to go with on a hot summer day after cutting the lawn or working on that old car that will never leave the garage no matter how much money you throw at it, Remember Padre Muldoon, Remember the Alamo, Remember Hell or High Water Brewing. 5.7% ABV - IBU 24

In Texas, there is an old colloquialism when it comes to the coral snake that goes as such, "Red on Black friend of Jack, Red on Yellow... kill a fellow." This session IPA is certainly a friend of Jack (or of whoever else drinks it). Our Red on Black IPA has a nice crisp body with a perfect marriage of 4 North American Hops. The Citra hop is right at the forefront with its legendary fruity flavor that helps cool you down when you need it the most. This beer might be named after a snake, but will be your best friend for years to come. Just watch out for the other guy. Cheers Y'all! 5.6% ABV - IBU 54

A Bowler Hat used to be the fashion everyone wanted to have, now it's only for fringe hipsters and hippie cowboys. Just like them, this fringe beer takes the malt forward notes of a Stout or Porter and blends nicely with the hoppy notes of an IPA. This wonderful beauty has four separate hop additions that will certainly make you want to tip your hat and say "Cheers" 7.7% ABV - IBU 74

4.1% ABV - IBU 11

With "Helluva" being the key made up word here, we couldn't have picked a better way to describe this Hefe. Hell has always had such a negative connotation. As it should considering it's the home to lost souls and the prince of darkness himself. But at HOHW we like to use that word as positively as we can. If you ever see an item on this menu with our namesake in it, you better believe that we take pride in that item. This Helluva Hefeweizen is the prime example for that statement. This beer has won Triple Gold at the 2020 HOHW Competition as well as Honorable mention by our brewers multiple years in a row! But enough bragging. If you are a Hefe lover, or someone that's finally graduating to adult beers, drink the HELL out of this Helluva Hefeweizen 5.7 % ABV - IBU 10

Oatmeal Cinnamon Raisin Cookie Stout ABV 6.5 - IBU 30

Choose four beers, each 4 ounces.

Pinthouse

Pinthouse

Pinthouse

Non-Alcoholic

Hi Sign

Independence

Bell's

Austin Eastciders